Friday, October 24, 2008

Fun with Turks ;))))

Thanks to youtube, we now thoroughly understand Turkish culture.


Traditional:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3rhSqcYHA0

take it easy, shishko.


Modern:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKgB7UJ6oLY

www.bombabomba.com?

The Seven Habits of Happy People

1. In your life you will meet many people. Azeris shouldn't be amongst them.
2. If you are ever in a situation where you must associate with Azeris...don't.
3. Blessed is the man that avoids the crackhead, the whore and especially, the Azeri.
4. If an Azeri approaches you, turn in the other direction...and run away.
5. If an Azeri strikes you on the right cheek turn not to him the other...punch him in the face...then kick him while he's down.
6.If your child has fallen for an Azeri, you have failed in your role as a parent and failed at the game of life. sorry.
7. If you have a flute, do not play a duet with an Azeri.


If you think this is racist. You are probably Azeri. Congratulations for learning how to read.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

True Life: I have four wives.. wallah.

Merhaban. My name is Mustafa Abdullah Al-Hazara Al-Malik Ahmed, and wallah I have four wives

This is when I bought my first wife home. We were sooo happy. :))))) Six months later.. She became fat, and disgusting and did not please me. :((((



6 months and 1 day later: I found this hotty ;) in the library. I had to work hard to woo her. She became my 2nd wife the next day!!!

Three days later, she was back to her books.. and did not please me.


This one is a quite complicated situation. Let's just call her wife number 2.5.

She pleases me :).


But the baby, not so much. :(

This is my fourth wife. She is so sexyyy. Can't believe I snagged her. ;)

Too bad she ended up being a total shamoota. :(
My life with four wives is complicated. I should have listened to my heart and ran away with Shareef... a.