Friday, October 24, 2008

The Seven Habits of Happy People

1. In your life you will meet many people. Azeris shouldn't be amongst them.
2. If you are ever in a situation where you must associate with Azeris...don't.
3. Blessed is the man that avoids the crackhead, the whore and especially, the Azeri.
4. If an Azeri approaches you, turn in the other direction...and run away.
5. If an Azeri strikes you on the right cheek turn not to him the other...punch him in the face...then kick him while he's down.
6.If your child has fallen for an Azeri, you have failed in your role as a parent and failed at the game of life. sorry.
7. If you have a flute, do not play a duet with an Azeri.


If you think this is racist. You are probably Azeri. Congratulations for learning how to read.

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